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What do you want for Christmas ?
#21
Boring, but I like to cook and had my eye on a new stock pot. I had it delivered to my brother's house and told him to transfer the funds in to my account. Even though I picked and ordered it myself, I will still be ungrateful and tell him I'm not sure it's exactly what I was hoping for and he should do better next year.
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#22
(19-11-2020, 11:59 PM)Heinrich Wrote: Phil, do you ever read the shit people post on your board?


Its vetted for me. I just see a sanitised version.


Now. Pots and pans.  Back on track LOL
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#23
(19-11-2020, 11:51 PM)ladsnet Wrote: This isn't going at all as planned.

I was thinking 'a Toblerone' or a satsuma or some socks.
Not kidnapping celebrities or M&S workers.

Hey I was totally materialistic... no people involved. I even offered you a sex piggy.

@Heinrich, what's going on wit your avatar, it's disappeared. Is it a me problem or a you problem?
[Image: hav.jpg]
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#24
It's not you; it's me. I don't have a pic from five seconds ago as per your request so I nuked it altogether.
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#25
(20-11-2020, 01:10 AM)Heinrich Wrote: It's not you; it's me. I don't have a pic from five seconds ago as per your request so I nuked it altogether.

You're so sensitive... I just thought you looked considerably younger on your twtter pic than on this avatar.

I'm going to buy you a sheep for Christmas so you can use that.
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#26
Ah, now I see the issue. In my Twitter pic, I had literally just moisturized and applied pomegranate lip balm. I'll use that here as well to avoid confusion.

And yes, as I'm sure Parsi will swoop in to tell you, I'm extremely sensitive.
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#27
(20-11-2020, 01:14 AM)Heinrich Wrote: And yes, as I'm sure Parsi will swoop in to tell you, I'm extremely sensitive.

Actually, I don't think of you as sensitive, well not until recently.
After all these years it wasn't until a couple of weeks ago that you wrote a post that alerted me for the first time to that fact.  I'm telling you, posting stuff on the internet, like here, a lot of false impressions are created.
See?  We should have met in Minneapolis that time, our relationship would be totally different now for sure.

But to get back on topic.
9in did promise to send me a Fleshlight for Christmas. Big Grin
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#28
I'm sorry Parsi, I was trying to be funny. Big Grin Not sure meeting in person would change much. I have a sneaking suspicion we're very similar to our online personas. I AM very sensitive and tend to boil very quickly.

You better tell us if it was money well spent or not.
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#29
(20-11-2020, 01:39 AM)Parsifal Wrote: But to get back on topic.
9in did promise to send me a Fleshlight for Christmas. Big Grin
I'll buy you one, but promise never to let me see you use it! They're nasty! Sad


I can't even go home for Christmas so I'm going to have to buy my own shit. New graphics card it is. I'm sorry I'm not as sexually obsessed as some of you perverts! LOL
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#30
I bought myself a recliner in late September that's so backordered it probably WILL be my Christmas present.
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#31
(20-11-2020, 02:02 AM)Heinrich Wrote: I bought myself a recliner in late September that's so backordered it probably WILL be my Christmas present.

Unless you have a roomie called Chandler that's basically the first sign of middle age bro.

How's it going to fit down your chimney?
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#32
I have an elevator. Woulda made a joke about settling in to my old age but I didn't want you to get mad at me again!
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#33
(20-11-2020, 01:55 AM)Heinrich Wrote: I'm sorry Parsi, I was trying to be funny. Big Grin

I knew it was funny.  But thought that my more serious comment was appropriate.

(20-11-2020, 01:55 AM)Heinrich Wrote: You better tell us if it was money well spent or not.

What? Huh
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#34
Your fleshlight! Was it worth 9in's money. When you receive it, of course.
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#35
(20-11-2020, 02:19 AM)Heinrich Wrote: Your fleshlight! Was it worth 9in's money. When you receive it, of course.

Wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've sent someone. My ex wanted me to do a moulding of my dick one year... this was after we'd broken up.

What is the weirdest thing you've got? My dad bought me a year of Grindr 2 years ago. LOL
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#36
My family has thankfully never gotten me anything weird, but I applaud your dad, 9in. That's very sweet.
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#37
(20-11-2020, 02:27 AM)Heinrich Wrote: My family has thankfully never gotten me anything weird, but I applaud your dad, 9in. That's very sweet.

Is it? "Go be a slut son"... it's like he doesn't even know me!

Anyway here's your Christmas present Heinrich:

[Image: sheep.jpg]
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#38
Damn, I was going to use the correctly restored Ghent Altarpiece one!

But I did always love Ampharos in Pokémon. Thank you, 9in.

You're lucky your dad never did research. I've heard stories of well-meaning moms creating accounts for their sons. "What on earth is a power top?"
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#39
I think I hold the record for the worst Christmas present ever that someone was basically guilted into giving me, which is why it was so bad, really. My sister, I don't get along with most of my siblings BTW, one year gave me, I kid you not, a CAN OF COMPRESSED AIR. My late father, had to basically guilt her into giving me a gift one year because she doesn't like me for a whole slew of messed up reasons. She never gave me another thing ever again because I didn't just act like it was the best thing I'd ever had and she thought it deserved some show of great gratitude. What I want this year is something I don't quite know how to explain because its a very niche gift in the paper crafting world. If someone REALLY wants to know, I'll explain it.
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#40
(20-11-2020, 06:31 AM)Jwb52z Wrote: I think I hold the record for the worst Christmas present ever that someone was basically guilted into giving me, which is why it was so bad, really.  My sister, I don't get along with most of my siblings BTW, one year gave me, I kid you not, a CAN OF COMPRESSED AIR.
I can sort of challenge you for worst gift. In the office secret Santa I was once given a roll of bubble wrap and some parcel tape  Huh

(I was actually about to move house so in a way quite a thoughtful gift but definitely not something I wanted for Christmas)
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