What do you like most about a guy??

[ladsnet]

"Movement" is a good one

Unless you're after AJ Pritchard.. I'm not certain what that would mean ?

[9in]

"Movement" is a good one

Unless you're after AJ Pritchard.. I'm not certain what that would mean ?

Maybe jumbler has met a lot of constipated people and having a movement is considered a big thing?

[bassman]

No "bum" option... I mean what?

Exactly what I was thinking .... what the ....?

[Parsifal]

Unless he's talking about movement on the dance floor I took that to mean good rhythmic pelvic action while fucking.

(Some guys are just pump pump squirt )

[Heinrich]

You know, I've been with quite a few acrobatic sorts. I think pump pump squirt is bloody wonderful.

[9in]

I think you need a plan myself.

22 minutes of foreplay. 4 minutes to try to get the condom on. 37 minutes 13 seconds of pumping. 107 seconds of squirting. 15 minutes of cuddling. Then 40 minuts to clean up before ready to go again.

[Heinrich]

That'd kill me! I'm not a young man anymore.

[9in]

That'd kill me! I'm not a young man anymore.

You're 35 not 80, you're always so fucking negative, it's very unattractive.

I mean if your arthritis or hip is playing up then just lie there like a plank of wood and admire the other guy's "movement" or "beard", but by no means admire his ass... the gays famously don't like ass according to this survey.

[Ollie2UK]

Jesus, 107 seconds of squirting? You must have a ballbag like a watermelon, 

[Heinrich]

Wasn't aware being attractive was relevant here. I'll try to look at the Booboo Stewart threads more often. He perks me right up.

[9in]

Wasn't aware being attractive was relevant here. I'll try to look at the Booboo Stewart threads more often. He perks me right up.

Maybe not, but if you're so negative about yourself here (and it's not just this post), I can't imagine you project a positive self image anywhere else where it is relevant either. You studied psych, you know how it works.

Anyway, it's sort of off topic so I'm not saying more, though if there was a survey of what I don't like most about a guy, that would be in there somewhere. Enjoy Booboo.

[Parsifal]

4 minutes to try to get the condom on.

I always make the other guy put the condom on me.
It's more exciting that way.

[Heinrich]

You make them do it hands-free, too, don't you?

[9in]

4 minutes to try to get the condom on.

I always make the other guy put the condom on me.
It's more exciting that way.

Yeah, kinda tight.

[Parsifal]

You make them do it hands-free, too, don't you?

What a great idea! 

4 minutes to try to get the condom on.

I always make the other guy put the condom on me.
It's more exciting that way.

Yeah, kinda tight.

I don't know what you mean by that, but not to boast, let me just say that I'm big enough to give a nice dick face slapping.   (Although 9 in I'm not)

[Heinrich]

Parsi dick-slapping forum members fucking would be the motif of FMF.

This is not, I must note, a complaint. If he's got the tools he is right to use them.

[Parsifal]

This is not, I must note, a complaint. If he's got the tools he is right to use them it.

Yeah!  Don't take away my rights.

Well folks, it's time for my evening meditation and then some dinner.
I'll be back.  See you later.

[Heinrich]

YOU'RE ONE POST AWAY FROM MAKING ALL OF 9IN'S DREAMS COME TRUE.

[9in]

I don't know what you mean by that, but not to boast, let me just say that I'm big enough to give a nice dick face slapping.   (Although 9 in I'm not)

Girth mate, girth, sure they stretch but it's uncomfortable.

YOU'RE ONE POST AWAY FROM MAKING ALL OF 9IN'S DREAMS COME TRUE.

Yeah, he knows that, I'm going to call him a Republican.

[Heinrich]

Goooood, goooood.