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The fmf Careers Service
#1
This. Is. Amazing.

As seen on Have I Got News For You, to help us all find jobs when we end up covid unemployed, HM Government has come up with a superb algorithm based online service to find you your ideal career.
Answer the 40-50 multiple choice questions (truthfully!) and it will tell you what jobs you should be doing.

In true HM Government style, it would appear to be massively incompetent.

https://beta.nationalcareers.service.gov.uk/



Tell us what you should be doing with your life.


Top 3 picks for me..

1. Holiday Rep
 Anyone who knows me knows I am the last person you would EVER pick as a holiday rep. I am the ultimate anti-Holiday Rep.

2. CNC Machinist
 ie In a dirty factory all day making things with my hands. ie Manual Labour.  ie FUCK OFF

3. Astronomer
 Best of the bunch, although as none of the questions mentioned anything about space, how they came up with this is beyond me.
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#2
No. 1: Brewery worker
Quite a stretch for someone who doesn't drink alcohol, though at least I wouldn't sample the wares Smile

No. 2: Psychiatrist
I could see myself doing this

No. 3: Chef
Everyone who knows me would burst out laughing if I were to mention this.
This is my sig, it's the only one of its kind
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#3
1 - Teacher & Education
As if! Hate screaming kids!

2 - Retail and Sales
On my feet all day - No thanks!

3 - Adminstration
Filing basically!
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#4
We could not recommend any careers based on your responses. You might want to go through the assessment again to check that your responses were accurate.
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#5
This is fucking gold.

Not only are we going to be a nation on our own, with nobody to trade with. We'll now all be redeployed into jobs that we are completely incompetent at.



edu29d - You are basically worthless to society.
Don't put your NI number in. They'd probably cancel your pension.
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#6
I should be a magistrate, soldier, tax advisor...
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#7
(18-10-2020, 02:37 PM)ladsnet Wrote: We'll now all be redeployed into jobs that we are completely incompetent at.

Tories leading by example.
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#8
I guess the order matters? Confused 

Creative and Media
Copy editor - Actually after graduating with my BA degree I applied for a job as a mathematics textbook editor at Springer Verlag in New York.  Didn't get the job.
Actor - Maybe Big Grin (notwithstanding that 80% are unemployed - that was before the pandemic)
Commissioning editor - No

Sports and Leisure
Football referee - Ha!  Giving red cards sounds like fun.
Fitness instructor - No
Lifeguard - Actually once worked briefly as a lifeguard

Construction and trades
Road worker - NO! Rolleyes

Science and research
Astronomer - Cool!  Have always been interested in astronomy.
Healthcare science assistant - Assistant?  NO!  (I'm the big cheese.. Big Grin )
Nanotechnologist - No

Teaching and education
Higher education lecturer - Sure Approve
Training officer - No
Primary school teacher - Working with those little brats?  NO!

(Have to stop somewhere)

(18-10-2020, 10:51 AM)ladsnet Wrote: 3. Astronomer
 Best of the bunch, although as none of the questions mentioned anything about space, how they came up with this is beyond me.

That's not how it works.  Vocational interest tests pair you up with others who have the same interests/hobbies which tends to have a high correlation.  In the case of this test it is pairing you up with others who have the same "qualities".  I guess it means that you would get along well with astronomers (and holiday reps and CNC machinests)? Undecided

(18-10-2020, 02:35 PM)edu29d Wrote: We could not recommend any careers based on your responses. You might want to go through the assessment again to check that your responses were accurate.

Sounds like they're telling you that you're a moron. Tongue
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#9
One of the suggestions for me was Hospitality. Like that industry is thriving at the moment.
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#10
(18-10-2020, 02:37 PM)ladsnet Wrote: Don't put your NI number in. They'd probably cancel your pension.
You need a date of death for that. Spooky
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#11
(18-10-2020, 10:51 AM)ladsnet Wrote: This. Is. Amazing.

As seen on Have I Got News For You, to help us all find jobs when we end up covid unemployed, HM Government has come up with a superb algorithm based online service to find you your ideal career.
Answer the 40-50 multiple choice questions (truthfully!) and it will tell you what jobs you should be doing.

In true HM Government style, it would appear to be massively incompetent.

https://beta.nationalcareers.service.gov.uk/



Tell us what you should be doing with your life.


Top 3 picks for me..

1. Holiday Rep
 Anyone who knows me knows I am the last person you would EVER pick as a holiday rep. I am the ultimate anti-Holiday Rep.

2. CNC Machinist
 ie In a dirty factory all day making things with my hands. ie Manual Labour.  ie FUCK OFF

3. Astronomer
 Best of the bunch, although as none of the questions mentioned anything about space, how they came up with this is beyond me.

what if your not in the uk
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#12
(19-10-2020, 05:24 PM)DarrenS5 Wrote: what if your not in the uk

If Trump wins the election then many Americans may be fleeing to European shores to claim refugee status.
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#13
(19-10-2020, 06:00 PM)Parsifal Wrote:
(19-10-2020, 05:24 PM)DarrenS5 Wrote: what if your not in the uk

If Trump wins the election then many Americans may be fleeing to European shores to claim refugee status.

It's Canada for you boys, hope you like poutine!
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#14
I do, actually.
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#15
Back on topic - I got Stunt Driver ?
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#16
Sod Off !!!!!!

Seriously ?!?!?!
Like The Fall Guy ??? (shows his age)
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#17
Yep though quite why it suggested that I don’t know.
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#18
I've done it properly now... apparently tax adviser, stockbroker, nanotechnologist, dress maker and football referee (at the same time maybe).

It's just so vague, it's not even as good as the careers' software we used at school and that was 10 years ago. What decade is this government living in, bet they run everything on Windows XP still.

(20-10-2020, 01:00 AM)Heinrich Wrote: I do, actually.

Good boy! I'll send you some proper chips to get you started. Approve
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#19
No I'm quite fat as it is. But thanks sweetie. Big Grin
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#20
(19-10-2020, 06:00 PM)Parsifal Wrote: If Trump wins the election then many Americans may be fleeing to European shores to claim refugee status.

After today's announcement by Priti, they won't be welcome here if they have a conviction, and they wouldn't like it here anyway, we don't allow guns legally.
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